1) HIPSTER BUSINESS NAME GENERATOR

You’re opening your dive bar concept start-up. The bartenders’ Civil War beards are being cultivated as we speak. What about a name to set the place apart? What’s it gonna be? Bones & Serif? Door & Sawdust? Mice & Spigot? Hipster business name generator is here to help.

2) MEAGAN ALWOOD KARCIC’S PAINTINGS

Self-taught Columbus, Ohio, artist and musician Meagan Elizabeth Alwood says, “My work describes the sometimes turbulent journey my own life has taken, and my immense awe of the natural world.”

Make some of her work your own here

3) THE ONION‘S GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT

The Onion slays us every week, but nothing in the history of America’s Finest News Source will ever top Joe “Diamond Joe” Biden. For our money, Diamond Joe is the paper’s finest accomplishment.

4) GUIDED BY VOICES TRIBUTE BEER

All hail the good people at Delaware’s Dogfish Head, who are celebrating Guided by Voices and the 20th anniversary of the legendary Dayton rock band’s Bee Thousand LP. Dogfish’s tribute beer, BEER Thousand, an imperial lager that clocks in at 10% ABV, is available now.

“I can’t believe it’s been 20 years,” GBV leader Robert Pollard told Dogfish. “But I’ll drink to that.”

Check out Pollard in a recent Esquire Q&A and find BEER Thousand in the following states:

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN, KY, ME, MA, MD, MI, NH, NV, NJ, NY, NC, OH, OR, PA, RI, SC, TX, VT, VA, WA, WI.

5) WIM WENDERS’ ADVICE

German director, playwright, photographer, and author Wim Wenders Paris, Texas, Buena Vista Social ClubUntil the End of the World — lays it out plain and simple in a recent interview with Louisiana Channel, Louisiana Museum of Modern Art:

“Do what nobody else can do except for you.”