1) SINGLE-SENTENCE T-SHIRTS

Does the world need more T-shirts, especially clever T-shirts? Probably not. But we’ll make an exception for these single sentence T-shirts, which elevator speech-ify famous ’80s movies.

2) TIME CAPSULE COUCHES

You find a lot of things in your couch: spare change, the remote, your phone. Consequence of Sound reports that a couple people have found in their furniture a single recorded by former Detroit furniture upholsterers and band mates Brian Muldoon and Jack White in the ’90s. Seems Muldoon and White used to entertain themselves by turning the occasional couch into a time capsule that contained the single 100 vinyl copies of Your Furniture Was Always Dead … I Was Just Afraid To Tell You.

3) GLAMOUR & HEADSHOTS

Robbie Augspurger’s series Glamour & Headshots, an homage to the 1980s photo studios of Olan Mills and the like, is Christmas every day.

4) PHOTOS OF OLDER PEOPLE HAVING FUN

Just because you have wrinkles doesn’t mean you have to be afraid of moving your body or laughing at yourself. Thanks, Dean Bradshaw.

5) CHRISTMAS WITH MCGRIFF

Because this time of year, the 1963 album by the soul-jazz organist Jimmy McGriff is tough to top.