There’s no denying that Feuerzangenbowle Sorbet, our special Cyber Monday flavor, was a mouthful of a name.
But if you found yourself flustered and stumbling over that pile up of consonants and vowels, you won’t be at all abashed when you read the entries in our Mispronunciation Hall of Fame.
A few years ago, our scoop shop ambassadors began amassing an impressive collection of flavor names uttered by customers at the counters. From “Graveyard Mint” (Backyard Mint) to “Queen City Kanye” (Queen City Cayenne), the most colorful alternative flavor names have been duly noted.
Below, in bold, are the official names of past and present flavors followed by their fantastic variations.
Roll call, please:
Absinthe + Meringues
- Absinthe and Meningitis
- Abstinence & Meringues
Askinosie Dark Milk Chocolate (pronounced “Ask-eh-no-see” Dark Milk Chocolate)
- Askinoisy
- Askinozzy
Backyard Mint
- Backdoor Mint
- Backyard Mist
- Blackyard Mint
- Bunch of Mint
- Graveyard Mint
- Ultra Super Mint
Banana Cajeta
- Banana Ciabatta
Bangkok Peanut
- Bangko Kay Peanut Butter
- Hong Kong Almond Spicy Crunch
Beet Cake & Black Walnuts
- Beef Cake and Black Walnuts
Bergamot FrozenYogurt
- Bergaball
Black Currant Frozen Yogurt
- Black Cur-Ant
Blackstrap Praline
- Backstrap Praline
- Black Stab Praline
- Blackstar Praline
- Blackstrap Frauline
- Blackstrap Pray-Line
- Black Strip
- Black-strape Praugh-line
- Blackstripe Prabble
- Dark-stripe Praline
- Jockstrap Praline
Boozy Eggnog (now Middle West Whiskey Eggnog)
- Bougie Eggnog
Bourbon Buttered Pecan
- Barbarian Battered Pecan
- Boar-Bun
- Bon Bon Butter Pecan
- Bourbon Buttered Chicken
- Business Bourban
- Brama-lama
- Bambi Crisp
- Bramberry Crisp
- Brambleyberry
- Brambleberry Crush
- Brambleton
- Brazzleberry Crisp
- Brown Berry Crips
- Brumberry
- Brumbleberry China
- Brumbelberry Crunch
- Bumberry
- Bumblebee Crisp
- Brumblebird
- Huckleberry Crisp
- Purpleberry Crisp
- Rainbowberry Crisp
- Ramboberry
Brown Butter Almond Brittle
- Brown Betty Brittle
- Brown Blueberry
- Brown Brickle
- Brown Butter Apple Bitter
- Brown Butter Bricken
- Butternut Almond Brittle
- Cherry Iambic
- Cherry Lambastic
- Cherry Lambchop
- Cherry Lambike
- Cherry Lam-biscuit
- Cherry Lambric
- Cherry Lamebrick
- Cherry Limerick
- Cherry Lomboc
Chocolate Cornflake Crunch
- Captain Cornflake
Claudio Cantaloupe
- Cantaloopay
Cloverton
- Clovertron
Cocoa Zin
- Coco-Ah Zin
- Coco Fin
- Coco Ricolo
- Cocoa Turtle
Frankincense & Almond Cake
- Frankenstein
- Friggin’-sense and Almond Cake
- Franklincense and Almond
- Francesca Cake
- Frank Incest
Goat Cheese with Red Cherries (made with Mackenzie Creamery goat cheese)
- Ghost Cheese & Roasted Red Cherries
- Gut Cheese
- Manganezie Goat Milk
Gooey Buttercake
- Goofy Buttered Cake
- Ooey Gooey
Gravel Road
- Gravel Street
- Grovel Road
- Roadhouse
Guava Cloverton
- Guava Clobberton
Hummingbird Cake
- Humblebird Cake
Juniper & Lemon Curd
- Jupiter & Lemon Curd
Kona Stout
- Kanye’s Stout
- Lemonade Yogurt
- Lime Cardamoma
- Lime Cardigan
- Lime and Lingo-berry
- Lime Dingle Berry
- Logan-berry Yogurt
- Loveless Bitches
Magnolia Mochi
- Mango Mochi
- Mongolian Mochi
Peach Buttermilk
- Peach Butterfly
- Capital City
- Cheap City Cayenne
- Queen Anne Cayonne
- Queen City Canteen
- Queen City Cay-yeh-nee
- Queen City Canine
- Queen City Cay-yeh-nee
- Queen City Cheyenne
- Queen City Kanye
- Cayenne City Shy-anne
- River City Cayenne
- The Queen of the City of Cayenne
- Juicy Pear
- Pear Rysling
- Poached Pea Riesling
- Poached Pierre
- Riesling Peached Pear
- Riesling Pear Salad
- Riesling Roached Pear
- Rizzling Pear
- Roast Pear
Roxbury Road
- Rocky Bury
- Roxy Road
Saigon Cinnamon
- Cinnamon Cajun
- Say-ghan Cinnamon
- Say-gone Cinnamon
- Shanghai Cinnamon
- Sally Caramel
- Salt Water Camel
- Salty Almond
- Salty Cashew
- Salty Chocolate Dark Caramel
- Salty Dog
- Salty Peanut Butter
- Salty Taffy
- Sargent Caramel
Savannah Buttermint
- Savannah Butternut
Spicebush Apple Butter
- Spicebrush
Star Anise with Candied Fennel
- Star Anus
Sweet Potato with Torched Marshmallows
- Sweet Potato with Touched Marshmallows
Thai Chili (now Bangkok Peanut)
- Chi Chili
- Thai Spice
- The Thigh Chili
- Blackeye
- The Ohio State
- The Buckeye University
- Boookeye State
- State of Ohio
The Milkiest Chocolate in the World
- Chocolatiest Chocolate in the World
- Mildest Chocolate
- Milk Chocolate World
- Milkless Chocolate
- Smoothiest Chocolate Ever
Tres Leches with Here-n-There Cherries
- Trees Leeches
- Tre Lachey
- Tris Liche
Ugandan Vanilla Bean (now Ndali Estate Vanilla Bean)
- Honeysuckle Bean
- Kidney Vanilla Bean
- Ooogahnda Vanilla
- Ugandan Vanilla Berry
- Ugandian Vanilla Bean
- Ultra Vanilla
- Ungadunga Vanilla
- Un-gun-dun
- Urban Vanilla Bean
- Uruguayan Vanilla Bean
Vanilla Cedarwood
- Vanilla Cheddarwood
Violets & Meringue
- Violence and Meringue
- Violet Menagerie
- Violets and Melingay
- Wispy Pecans
Wildberry Lavender
- Free Range Wild Lavendar
- Loganberry Lavendar
- Wild Blueberry Lavender
- Wild Lavender
- Wilderberry Lavender
- Winterberry Lavender
Yazoo Sue with Rosemary Bar Nuts
- Yazoo Shoe
Ylang Ylang Honeycomb (pronounced “E-lang E-Lang” Honeycomb)
- Why-lang Why-lang
- Parmeezeeann